Reasons you are CLOWN

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 09:19 PM

Ok I am probably opening a can of worms with this topic. But here goes.

1. They made me smile
2. They made me laugh
3. They all bought from my vendors
4. They always made me feel at home
5. They ALMOST NEVAH let anyone hurt me
6. They NEVAH took me for long walks in the woods and left me there
7. The ALWAYS gave me PIE
8. They always told me what I needed to hear even if they were lieing
9. They Always let me hit something on a guild hunt even if I did very little damage and got them all killed in the process
10. They NEVAH let me feel unloved

BRING IN THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!

The Resourceful Joined: Mar 17, 2006 Posts: 140 CLOWN

If i had known about Oolio I would not have joined, but it's too late now Rolling eyes

Post subject: Re: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 01:35 AM

Millhammer wrote:

If i had known about Oolio I would not have joined, but it's too late now Rolling eyes

Oolio is dead, Maple killed him on the CLOWNing Snakeman

Post subject: Re: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 07:42 AM

DEAD AND FECKING BURIED

MAPLELEAF

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:30 AM

Pffft! Oolio is just hiding. He'll be back to haunt you all:-) An infamous legendary cat can't die...moahahahahahhahaa

Fun thing is that I bet several reading this goes somethingt like..."What? Oolio...what is that?" Good thing they don't know....

To add to Cleo's post:
The only reason I am a CLOWN is so everybody else have someone to pick on...LOL

The Gnarly Joined: Mar 23, 2006 Posts: 684 CLOWN

Why am I a CLOWN?
To pick on crow, what else is there to do?

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 05:48 PM

Cos it s the only guild that took me in and didn t kicked me (yet)? Wink

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 03:10 PM

I was born this way

Wish I rather would have been a solber rocket engineer.
and joined a WoW epic socks, underwear, tatoos guild..

nah..

BORING!!!

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:51 PM

LOL it's good to see I am one of the few here with a semi coherant thought pattern.
I honestly think the only reason I am CLOWN is because I was hit over the head and dragged back to CT.
I any of you remember which of you cavemen hit me. Let me know because I really need to remember what exactly took place while I was unconcious Razz

The Godly Joined: Apr 17, 2006 Posts: 399 CLOWN

I joined CLOWN because of the forever student Dr Fjeld, promised me a lot of gold if I joined.. but I have not seen that gold yet FJELD... And now Im stuck here, there is mo loop hole to get out of this mace of lunacy Razz

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 09:11 AM

I don't remember why I joined CLOWN...that caveman Cleo talked about must have been busy Very Happy

Post subject: Re: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:08 AM

cleo wrote:

LOL it's good to see I am one of the few here with a semi coherant thought pattern.
I honestly think the only reason I am CLOWN is because I was hit over the head and dragged back to CT.

And that is precisely the moment you stopped having semi coherent thought pattern to switch into totally cahotic thought pattern. But the good news is that you re women... Therefore, how could a men see any differences Wink

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 01:29 PM

*Cleo begings a cahotic thought pattern*

It's all becoming clear. I was walking around a mounttain in the woods. I heard footsteps from behind. I heard heavy breathing and felt drool on my arm. There was a whisper "Me CLOWN she female"

*begins semi conherant thought patterns again*

I am now starting to think that caveman hit me just to shut me up. Then I was under his spell and made to be CLOWN. Now I come to taunt the rest of you on a daily baisis.

Hmm........... damn these differences in thought patterns. THIS is why I am asking you to help me.

*begs for help*

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 01:44 PM

Just stay cahotic, no clown will ever wonder about it, besides no clown could ever do anything against that, a lunatic is a lunatic

Post subject: Reasons you are CLOWN Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 04:37 PM

...because I did a planet wide search for a Rifleman, asked all six of them if I could join their group and only one replied.

"We're on most nights and hunt regularily... just hang around Clown Town if you want to join in. Just join in a for a few hunts and see if you like it...."

I'm sure I've seen an anti-drug campaign where a similar roleplay was used to demonstrate how innocent it all seems at the start