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Lord_afghan
The Forgotten
Joined: Apr 17, 2006
Posts: 718
Location: Gothenburg
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Post subject: Confession!
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:30 PM
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share.
I call it 'the terminator'.
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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/woot!! clown meeting!
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drfjeld
A curious clown
Joined: Mar 31, 2006
Posts: 50
Student of CLOWN
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Post subject: Confession!
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:35 PM
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Oooohh my GOD, you are that guy...
Get back to your own shower, you scare me when you suddenly sit in my shower... I have enough scary dreams as it is....
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Pagor
The Suicidal
Joined: Mar 26, 2006
Posts: 1514
Location: Strängnäs Södermanland
CLOWN
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Post subject: Confession!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 07:07 AM
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*laughs*
Do you even fit in the shower ?
Isent it worse if the shower curtain sticks to your bum instead ?
_________________ Bill Lee.
AIRBORNE !!
Currahee
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Anonymous
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Post subject: Confession!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 08:06 AM
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Even more scary is the topic number...
Is this a coincidence or is this a sign to Lord_afghan and DrFjeld to be afraid....
www.clownguild.org/ind...opic&t=666
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Millhammer
The Resourceful
Joined: Mar 17, 2006
Posts: 140
CLOWN
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Post subject: Re: Confession!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 01:53 PM
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i was just wondering, what rises up to a standing position, but i guess i should not ask that as its a bit too smutty
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Sascharim
The Reckless
Joined: Mar 20, 2006
Posts: 894
Location: Sweden, Göteborg, Kungsladugård
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Post subject: Re: Confession!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 03:02 PM
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Millhammer wrote: |
i was just wondering, what rises up to a standing position, but i guess i should not ask that as its a bit too smutty |
ROFL
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farwan
The Worst
Joined: Mar 18, 2006
Posts: 415
Location: Brussels
CLOWN
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Post subject: Confession!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:43 PM
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_________________ SPIRIT BUFF! GIMME SPIRIT BUFF and i can go to the core of hell and back alive! BRING IN THE CLOWNS! GERONIMOOOOOOOOOoooOoooOOoo
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