Death Predictor..

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 09:01 PM

cleo: At age 75 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Well at least I know not to go near Manhattan Razz

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 01:41 PM

jack: At age 20 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 03:02 PM

At age 75 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Smile

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 06:37 PM

personally i dnt mind how im gonna go... its a bit young but tbh britney spears is quite attractive Razz

Post subject: Re: Death Predictor.. Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 01:00 AM

Paul at age 36 you will get run oner by a tank .........

hmm oddly familiar

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:39 PM

Corny The Loonie: At age 61 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Ok, if I follow Cleo's idea I should stay away from King Cobra beer... ... ... Impossible!

Bah, guess I have to accept my fate. Above all, a meteorite on a gas station? I'll take some people with me Smile

Post subject: Re: Death Predictor.. Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 03:29 PM

Corny_The_Loonie wrote:

Corny The Loonie: At age 61 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Ok, if I follow Cleo's idea I should stay away from King Cobra beer... ... ... Impossible!

Bah, guess I have to accept my fate. Above all, a meteorite on a gas station? I'll take some people with me Smile

I cant believe ill survive you Snakeman

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 07:31 AM

Crow: At age 73 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

I guess it's Autowash and me fighting and we'll kill each other:))
I'll settle for this way to go! YAY!

Post subject: Re: Death Predictor.. Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 07:37 AM

Crowbeard wrote:

Crow: At age 73 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Probably when Oolio pulls all of the other contestants towards you... Razz

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 09:58 AM

HAHA! You're most likely spot on Ade;)

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:17 AM

I dont believe you should be able to touch me with weapon in RL, i guess some kind of Oolio would kill us both.

Post subject: Death Predictor.. Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:35 AM

Endorphine: At age 75 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Zeddicus: At age 43 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Lanfear: At age 53 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

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Colin: At age 62 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Woohoo, I'm gonna go make one of those sandwiches now and get a head start, *drool*

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Torin: At age 49 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

At least i will be online for ever.....
Smile