Job in Norway?

Post subject: Job in Norway? Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 08:48 PM

Im looking for job in norway, if anyone got any ideas where i should start plz help me. Got nada contacs there so i´d appriciate it=)

The Gnarly Joined: Mar 23, 2006 Posts: 684 CLOWN

What would help a bit is if u tell what u are qualified to do and also what u are looking for m8 Very Happy

If U give a bit more info, I just might have some ideas Smile

Post subject: Re: Job in Norway? Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 06:23 AM

There are jobs in Norway? I thought they all involved the following qualifications.

1) Being able to drink and sing.
2) Being able to swim, preferably while drinking and swimming.
3) Being able to sail a longboat.
4) Knowing which way to hold an axe.
5) Being available for month-long trips to the coasts of Europe for raiding and pillaging trips.

Very Happy

Edit: Oh and don't forget the obligatory love of Lutefisk!

The Gnarly Joined: Mar 23, 2006 Posts: 684 CLOWN

LOL. We got some jobs in Norway m8.
got moust of em right, just gonna tweek a bit on em, then they will be spot on..

1) Being able to drink and sing. ofc:)
2) Being able to swim, preferably while drinking and swimming. ofc:)
3) Being able to sail a longboat. While drinking and singing
4) Knowing which way to hold an axe. While drinking a lot!
5) Being available for month-long trips to the coasts of Europe for raiding and pillaging trips. And having the satying power to do so drinking and singing.
6) Being able to end each day with a large bottle of Aquavita.

And no, we do not eat Lutefisk, we send it to foreigners, to make the raiding and pillaging trips that much easier.

Post subject: Re: Job in Norway? Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 09:59 AM

Yeah thats right...well dont have much to brag about thou. i never finnished school, but i worked at SAAB 1 year and LEAR Corpration (building SAAB Rear Seats) for 3 years. Looking for anything except working at fishingboats =)