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Pagor
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Post subject: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 08:21 PM
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Note .
Perhaps i need another hit in the head, cause my memory isent what it used to be (or i am very selective about what to remember)
wife. - Dont forget were going to (insert name of any of whom we know here) on friday for dinner.
Me. - Yeah sure ok no problem (thats my standard reply when i dont listen)
Friday comes and i get ready for some wine just wearing my undies or my PJ pants (yeah i need some losefit pants when i relax) I havent shaved in 1 week and fixing my hair isent on any agenda to come untill i get a haircut. (have a plan of not cutting my hair or shave until clown meet in 07 )
Wife. - are you ready were going to (insert name here) in 30 mins.
Me. - Uhmm ..
Wife. - WHY DONT YOU EVER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY TO YOU !?!?!
Me. - You must have tought you said it cause i havent heard you talking to me about this before ! ! ! ! ! (note i am calm as a doornail) (and this is my standard reply aswell to when i forget things)
Wife. - *repeat´s the phrase above but a bit louder and a more redish face then before*
Me. - OK ok i go shave and shower then give me 10 mins and ill be done.
Wife. - *mutters about how on earth i would manage without her*
Me. - Ok i am ready just need to get some clothes on (note it has taken 30 mins not 10 mins)
Wife. - Fine (she has calmed down during this time, just a tad but still shes rather calm)
Me. - Ok lets go i am done (not i have put some clothes on that i think is suitable for this event)
Wife. - Dude are you really going to wear that ?, howcome you never dress nice anymore ? You always dressed nice before, those pants you have worn for 1 week now, take it of and put on the new jeans i bought for you and that shirt aswell.
Me. - No *getting a tad upset* I dont want to wear a pair of jeans you think fits me, to tight and were going to eat and i need some space for the food otherwise ill have to go take a dump at there place and do you really want me to do that ?
Wife. - You aint going there looking like that, those jeans are to slack in the bum and there are holes in them aswell.
Me. - YEAH BUT THEY FEELS GOOD TO WEAR !!!!!!!!!! AND I AINT CHANGING AGAIN (note a redish face)
Wife. - *lips starts to tremble and her eyes is starting to moist up*
Me. - Ok i change.
Me. - Fine here you go (note i have changed clothes)
(we get our son dressed aswell hes happy even if he wrapps him in tinfoil and a pirate hat)
And during this dinner i cant eat a god damn thing due to my tight pants.
Atleast i can drink hell of a lot cause i can still go piss anytime i want to.
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Sascharim
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Pagor
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Post subject: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 08:57 AM
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yeah i am, or i am a kind an gentle dude ?
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Lord_afghan
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Post subject: Re: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 09:11 AM
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atleast she still wants to bring you to her friends....
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Pagor
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Post subject: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 09:18 AM
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Well not just her´s mine aswell so i guess thats why i can come to ?
And she dont want to meet my friends, but that i can understand !
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Rudrago
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Post subject: Re: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 09:20 AM
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Dude,
do you ever see daylight?
Ru
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Pagor
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Post subject: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 09:26 AM
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me or Affi ?
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Vargas
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Post subject: Re: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 09:41 AM
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Hmmm. I got the pirat hat, now I just need to get loads of tin foil.
That sounded like coooool clothing!!!
And it might even get me out of going to a crappy party:P
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Post subject: Re: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 01:09 PM
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| InYourPocket wrote: |
Hmmm. I got the pirat hat, now I just need to get loads of tin foil.
That sounded like coooool clothing!!!
And it might even get me out of going to a crappy party:P |
Try wrap your wipe in plastic foil ?!?!
Now thats hot
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Pagor
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Post subject: Re: wtf whos in charge
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 01:10 PM
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| Morri wrote: |
You still don't know your place?!?!?!?!?!?!  |
I am sure Slin knows his like the backside of your hand ! 
I know mine
Make money and dont complain !
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