Financial thoughts

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:04 PM

Don't know if it is true or not but thought I'd share

In these days of uncertain financial futures for us all I thought that you'd appreciate a little investment advice that recently came my way:

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50. £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5. But if you had bought £1000 worth of Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:14 PM

LOL

Boozer.

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 04:24 PM

might gonna have to go to the store and buy beer now!

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 06:42 PM

LOL ... Good one mate Very Happy

That's why Lord Affie is not just a handsome fool, but a handsome RICH fool Laughing

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 07:26 AM

I knew it... *runs off to the liquor store!* Mr. Green

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 03:22 PM

Pie stocks have been hit pretty bad by the credit crunch.

Yup, I'm down to the last few boxes Sad

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 04:11 PM

*starts baking, STAT*

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 03:56 PM

On the plus side, the credit is very crunchy and is very nice on cornflakes.

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:37 PM

I think there is something terribly wrong with CLOWN logic but I just can't figure out what it is!

*walks off drinking heavily*

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 07:10 PM

Lord_Finnish wrote:

I think there is something terribly wrong with CLOWN logic but I just can't figure out what it is!

Thats the beauty with it. No one can!

Post subject: Financial thoughts Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:05 PM

I can. It makes perfect sense to me!

OK, so no-one understands me when I explain, but that's their problem!

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 01:47 PM

Adenas wrote:

no-one understands me when I explain

Understands what ??? .... Shocked

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 01:48 PM

If you don't understand CLOWN logic. Your in the right place. If you do understand CLOWN logic you have definite isues with too much time on your hands. NEVAH question the logic of CLOWN. What is is and what isn't isn't.
It's like the whole theory of "which came first? the chicken or the egg?" Who cares....it just is and wthout chickens and eggs we wouldn't have chicken or eggs...LOL
See This is what happens when you play with logic. You end up with Cleo thinking and explaining which is proof point....CLOWN logic is very understandable given the proper amount of time and the proper explaination LOL

Yours,
Cleo

**off topic...hello you buncha lunies!!

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 02:08 PM

The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many,
a sizable number of which are continually clogging up the civil, commercial, and criminal courts in all areas of the Galaxy,
and especially, where possible, the more corrupt ones, this.
The previous sentence makes sense. That is not the problem.
This is: Change. Read it through again and you'll get it.

Laughing

Post subject: Re: Financial thoughts Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 03:32 PM

mmmmmm beer....