Bruises and scars but i am alive

Post subject: Bruises and scars but i am alive Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:38 PM

Dont know why it is like this, BUT ever since i can remember i have tought that scars make a man, strange huh ?

Dont know if its the flicks i watched as a kid or if its just how i think, but i still think that way.

Scars i have plenty, and i havent done em by fault, just accidents and stupid pranks, young and stupid i must say Smile

And theesdays its mostly burns i get all over my body, small once and bigger once, funny thing about burns, they grow, small one can get 3 or 4 times as big as it was when it happend.
Got some stabbing wounds aswell, not from knifes but from sharp objects here at work, once u reached for a chain and got punktured in the right arm by a rusty old metal peice, god damn how much a man can bleed from small wounds. but fingers are the worst i must say, cut mu thumb the other night and damn my glove was filled with the red shit comming from my body (not coolaid)

Sometimes i just fucking wounder if i have very bad luck or if i have very great luck ?

I have been runned over by 2 cars, and one mc, only got an impact in my left tigh from the cycle bar and crutches for 1 week (that was the mc accident) Cars i had no injuries from. I fel from a roof once when we layed the tiles on it (was raining and slippery)
dident hurt myself.

I crashed a snowmobile aswell in a skieslope and it rolled over me and in to the woods, not a single thing happend to me that time just a wasted snowmobile. Same week i fel from the slopes and couldent stop untill i crashed in to some threes Smile

no injuris Smile

i could ride a motorcycle before i could ride a cycle (daddy gave us a 50cc cross) And my brother and i fought about who would ride it (he fought me i shhould say) And one time i sat on it and he held on to it and i gave full throttle and i let go, and i went right in to the rawsberry hedge... and it was (dont know the english name but we call it)"steelwire" and i went in to it with my throat first, BUT nothing happend Smile

(just a red mark )

I have Broken 4 fingers and one armwrist one front tooth beaten out of my mouth (about 5 times untill they nailed it stuck) 2 rib´s My nose one time and my pinky toe (was after i worked night and woke up in the day and hitted my foot in some cast iron standing on the floor) The toe hurted like hell for 2 weeks and my foot was black and blue then green yellow!

i got one iron ingot hurled on my left foot (dont know if i broke it or not) but i could hardly walk for a week aswell.
I gor runned over by a 14 ton freight-train (some sort of a wagon) and almost fel in to the owen, hurted my leg but that was it, and last time i got hit in the head with an iron skewer, only a concussion and thats the only time i was really really scared, so i stayed home for a week.

You all think i am a cluts right ?

Am i ? my wife says i always get in to trouble and that i am careless. BUT i think like this, many times i should have been killed, so instead of being a cluts i must be the luckies man on earth .

So god must have a great plan for me ? (more likley i go furthur down then heaven) he hasent taken me Yet !

Yes iam bored at work, but soon we have a BBQ here and we get to eat.

Thanx Ade for the forum Smile

Last edited by Lord_afghan on Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:09 AM; edited 2 time in total

lol

hehe - i know the fealing =D

think i have 32 stiches in my face (luckely they are all around the eye brows) and 14 else where. And 1 and half of my front theeth are fake (lost em on 2 diffrent occasions).

Been run over by a car, fell in a garge and got a pik nail straight into my forhead...lol....after the hospital visit...i came home with a big bandage and mom told me to sit still...yea right 5 mins later me and gloom where at it, and i started to bleed like amad man again.

Been stabbed in the stomach with a knife Smile

and screwdriver =D

moms been picking my up at the hospital in the middle of the night 3 times.

Last edited by Pagor on Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:52 AM; edited 1 times in total

*laughs like mad*

I dident know that pain could be so fun hahaha

haha a pike in the forhead its still stuck there right ?

hahahaha

Dude it aint good to fight with knifes, i have never done that, mostly fists Smile

perhaps you did to but the other bastard knifed you ?

My brother got pretty messed up once a midsummer, cut in the throat 1" from the main artery, and in the cheast and his arm, he lost about 1 liter of blood and had to fly helicopter to karolinska. That kinda sucked, but hes a trouble maker so ..

I atleast had the curtisy to win my battles (got to much rage when i was younger)

you can punch me but not on the nose, that hurts like hell Smile

Last edited by Lord_afghan on Fri Nov 03, 2006 08:06 AM; edited 1 times in total

Best part though - nothing bad has happned the last 10 years Very Happy

- i Guess i finally grew up =D

And Iv never been a fighter - i never fight, just that ppl always fight me Very Happy

Usually i have ppl helping me Very Happy

(ulv, kleman and even Amoun if im not misstaken to name a few :D)

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Dude it aint good to fight with knifes, i have never done that, mostly fists perhaps you did to but the other bastard knifed you ?

I was actually a bit afraid of writing that, cause of what ppl would think of me Wink

Ofc Iv never fought with a knife - Iv never carried a weapon, havnt even done the military service.

Im a helluva guy to pick a fight - but i dont finish em Very Happy

hehe

hmm i could tell a few stories about fighting etc etc etc

but wouldnt want to bore you all

picked up a severed arm once or twice................

Mapleleaf

mapleleaf wrote:

picked up a severed arm once or twice................

It was yours?

BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!

The Artistic Joined: Sep 09, 2006 Posts: 150 CLOWN

Howdy Clowns,

Sarajevo was a hell.

Ru

Last edited by Lord_afghan on Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:46 AM; edited 2 time in total

I dont think the meaning of this thread was to show who has seen or experianced most misery -cause thats a competion you really dont want to be in.

I think it was more of a "Shit, look at all this crazy/misshaps" thats happned to me"

I could tell about some scary shit happening when i was a nurse, but i find it more fun telling about the other nurses i did in the laundery Very Happy

The above poster was me - forgott to log in Wink

The above poster was me - forgott to log in Wink

Post subject: Bruises and scars but i am alive Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:15 AM

It seems you nordic guys are very aggressive and trouble makers Smile

We Belgians are peacefull neutral ppl, i never had any trouble anywhere...

Autowash wrote:

It seems you nordic guys are very aggressive and trouble makers Smile

We Belgians are peacefull neutral ppl, i never had any trouble anywhere...

KOngO Do i need to say anything else ? Shocked

No we nordic´s arent aggresive, just that we have nothing else to do.

And yes Alfie was right, this was no contest thread Smile

Post subject: Bruises and scars but i am alive Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 01:55 PM

And us dutch people never ever did something wrong *whistles*

move along....nothing to see here....move along Razz

Mc wrote:

And us dutch people never ever did something wrong *whistles*

move along....nothing to see here....move along Razz

"Amsterdam - Disneyland for adults"

The Noble Joined: Mar 19, 2006 Posts: 260 CLOWN

Pagor: Yes.. I think you are the luckiest man Smile

.. and the most crazy, most careless, most ready for a shrink CLOWN prayer

but I have to dissapoint you. God doesn't have a plan for you.. It's all part of a plan cooked together by The Elder CLOWN and Haegl.. and no.. you really don't want to know..

and.. oh.. I broke my toenail once.. Man ,THAT hurts!

Post subject: Bruises and scars but i am alive Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 04:23 PM

hahahahahahah damn rain that must have been an ordeal ! Smile