10 Reasons why I hate clown

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:13 PM

Ok there cant be 10 reasons why this Dr Fjeld dude hates Clown... Can there...
There must be thousands and not only ten...

Well to be truthfully very earnst (honest) And some of you know that the
good Dr Sexlife Fjeld can be that when he has taken the Meds that are left
over after from his patients.. No, no no.. There arent 10 reasons why I hate
Clowns.. At this point in time, after attending a RL meeting here in Oslo
there isnt one.. well Ok there was one, I was sitting in the draft in the
restaurant and will probably get a cold from that... But that was only
so I could eat the more food then the rest of the others, without the only beautifull girl seeing..
Sorry Crow, you dont count as that... at least not this early in the night or
in my fantasy...

But on with the rant... I am kind of lurking my way back.... I see Ulv has
decided to come back from whatever hunting ground he had lurked (havent
read a single post here yet) (so I am only guessing), so I tought I needed to
show my presensce.. The good old way...
I know Gloom has posted more posts then me... (my brain just short circuited
a few minutes now as the daunting task of catching up to the (in ancient times)
mad poster seemed like a challange...

And well I have been... well away... Work related one might say...

But (deep breath) I will rice again, like the phoenix... No not like her.. she
is mad... like the marshmellow at a fireplace that grows bigger with the fire
I shall rice again... Smelling like burnt sugar, with a nifty blue glow around me,
like those magic things you see in game..
But not to long, just long enough so you actually burn the upper part of the
mouth for a few hours...
I will rice again and put my GFX card that I stepped on this morning, but I think
it still might work back in my computer and be present... (omniuos laughter)

So beware, the Doctor might be in, and he has the tools and the medications
to make you happy...

Yours Faithfully

Dr Jonas Fjeld
Sexuall Therapist of Clown

Ps, no Mithras I am not the Gentled Clown... I might be Gentle, but i am not
and I will say this G E N T L E D... Whipped yes, but not that..

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:33 PM

ohh and here i though the 10 reason where

1: Collector of shoes
2: Cos
3: Coll
4 ....etc etc Very Happy

Now dont get the wrong impression here, but i was actually thinking of you the other day.

WTF have ya been ole doc??
Hope to see ya tomorrow, then ya can fix me a date with a nice chap from norway....(gender not of importance)

Last edited by drfjeld on Sat Oct 28, 2006 05:48 AM; edited 1 times in total

Well I wasnt in jail, as I would remember the terminator pose in the shower every morning and you wasnt there.. Ohh the screams ohh the pleasure..

Well ignore that..

Well gender was never an issue was it.. As long as it screamed and ran away it
was very fun..

I will try...

But

0830 Personal time.
1000 Lunch with "best" friends batchelor party
1040 Sneak out because you have to work and need an Alibi
1100 Do the job
1130 Shower
1150 Sneak back to lunch saying you had stomach cramps..
1200 The life of Jan Fredrik. The epic story (yawn) of (cinema)
0000 Later something with wheels
0000 Even later somehing in plastic
0000 More plastic bought from Poland
0000 Cant see the plastic but it burns with a preety blue flame
0000 Curled up i a feetal position crying for a hug from Lord A
0000 More plastic and handcuffs
0000 I hate plastic, I want to see Clown
0000 Making excuse that my mother has fallen down the stairs and going to see clowns...

Well I had to edit this since its my personal time.. and not very many persons I can be personal with around ATM. So I have a few minutes..

Well to be "George Dobbel U Bush" I swear to God Allmighty Honest, with
a hand on the bible and the other one in the bottle cabinet, I must say.
(with a slightly southern accent (kinda like Miss Molly (but manly( Like James
Dean on a monlight night dancing in the Field in that movie in Austria
(sound of music)))) Honestly, that mithty cute of you!!
Been thinking a lot lately too Smile

(thats a scary tought in my head too)

You do give 4 valid reasons to be scared of Clown... Hating them... only because
those four reasons will make me hide crying for Mama, mama.. "The shower man is here".

And to get you a date with a chap... I hope you meant "a kjapp date"
Well it depends on taste. I like women like a like wine.. Somethings are best
when they have matured a little... Of course a nice beaujolais is mighty nice
(see southern accent description overhead) but can only be enjoyed for soo
long... And usually leaves you crawing for more after a splitting headache.

But I do miss you all... Yes even that big Wookie in SWG

I will really try to make an apperance later tonight.

Engage private time "Private time engaged master R"

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 03:56 PM

no screw fully tightened

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:53 AM

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 08:25 PM

Welcome back Dr Fjeld. Now be a sport and remember to take yer pills each morning Very Happy

The Noble Joined: Mar 19, 2006 Posts: 260 CLOWN

How did this guy become a CLOWN??? Shocked

It was great to see you again Dr. Fjeld Partyman

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:09 PM

I was going to say the same, your wife is a mean cook...
Dont loose her...

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 01:47 AM

Welcome back Dr Fjeld, i havent played with you but i guess i will be doing that now when you are back Smile

(btw, is i just me or is there anyone else who find your avatar offensive, if it's just me then i'm sorry)

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 07:34 AM

Hmm that avatar must have been part of one of the avatar packs I uploaded Sad

I guess it depends what the guy is hitting Razz

I think he's trying to hammer a tent peg in with his fists... or perhaps kneed dough for a nice big pie Razz

Post subject: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 03:34 PM

Howdy Fjeld old friend Smile

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 03:38 PM

drfjeld wrote:

I was going to say the same, your wife is a mean cook...
Dont loose her...

U liked the MEAT then???????????

/GirlLith Evil or Very Mad

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 03:44 PM

Lithiana wrote:

drfjeld wrote:

I was going to say the same, your wife is a mean cook...
Dont loose her...

U liked the MEAT then???????????

/GirlLith Evil or Very Mad

hehe, lets put out the flame shall we! Very Happy

All of the food was really really good, i would have almost said i'm not worthy! prayer

A meal fit for a king or princess for that matter Wink

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 03:47 PM

Zatan wrote:

Howdy Fjeld old friend Smile

Hya Z!

You should stop by more often bro, give my regards to Zarah if possible. Will you be comming to the RL meet next year?

Post subject: Re: 10 Reasons why I hate clown Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 06:06 PM

I am not sure I can write this here, but yes I liked all the meat..
And all the food... No disrespect intented.. and if it was I am not going to
tell, just yet... Smile

I felt like a "Blimp" afterwards...

And the company... what sweet girls... what drunk boys...
Couldnt have been better...

Fjeld of the Mountain Hall

Mc wrote:

Lithiana wrote:

drfjeld wrote:

I was going to say the same, your wife is a mean cook...
Dont loose her...

U liked the MEAT then???????????

/GirlLith Evil or Very Mad

hehe, lets put out the flame shall we! Very Happy

All of the food was really really good, i would have almost said i'm not worthy! prayer

A meal fit for a king or princess for that matter Wink